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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Groucher.com's 25 Most Recent Deals]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/</link><description><![CDATA[The latest deals on Groucher.com]]></description><language>en-gb</language><copyright><![CDATA[Copyright 2010, Groucher.com]]></copyright><managingEditor><![CDATA[grouchertexas@groucher.com (Groucher Editor)]]></managingEditor><webMaster><![CDATA[grouchertexas@groucher.com (Groucher Webmaster)]]></webMaster><ttl>1440</ttl><image><title><![CDATA[My News]]></title><url>http://www.mydomain/image.gif</url><link>http://www.mydomain/</link><width>120</width><height>60</height><description>Text for the title attribute.</description></image><skipHours><hour>6</hour><hour>7</hour><hour>8</hour><hour>9</hour><hour>10</hour><hour>11</hour></skipHours><skipDays><day>Saturday</day><day>Sunday</day><day>Tuesday</day><day>Thursday</day></skipDays><item><title><![CDATA[9/3/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $10 Buys a $20 Groucher good for Just Act Natural in Downtown Appleton!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[In the infamous words of 20th century philosopher, Kermit DeFrog, "It ain't easy being green." Especially if you choose to not nest near or in the "Big City." However, Miss Piggy's little "snookums," Kermit, was a bit off on his theory of green-living. Being green is getting easier everyday - even more so for us in the Valley, because of a place called Just Act Natural. If you have met Ol' Man Groucher here, you know I'm as big of an environmentalist as the next guy ... unless the next guy is that barefooted hippie from the Discovery Channel's Dual Survival. He would beat me, hands-down. Last year I mentioned that I was surprised how quickly global warming was taking effect ... my wife didn't have the heart to tell me it was just springtime. Thanks, Hun. The premise behind Just Act Natural is to offer all green, eco-friendly products under one roof. The store sells a variety of green goods or "departments" from organic clothing, kitchenware, natural body care, eco-friendly cleaners and laundry soaps, recycled cards and stationery, stainless steel water bottles, dental care, baby items, cosmetics, towels, gifts and more. The DetailsNot valid with sale merchandiseGroucher holds no cash value or creditNo combining Grouchers to make MEGA GROUCHERExpires 10/31/2010Limit 1 Groucher purchase]]></description><pubDate>9/3/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[9/1/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $25 Buys a $40 Groucher for any massage treatment with the world-famous Patty at Tanglz Salon and Spa!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[OK, so you know those people who tell you the end of a movie just after you had told them that you were looking forward to seeing it ... well, today I am that person! SPOILER ALERT: You are going to receive some of the best service from Tanglz Salon and Spa after you purchase today's Groucher! Sorry to spoil the big surprise for ya. But it's not some big surprise - Tanglz has been one of the Fox Cities' premier full service hair salon and spas for years. And now with a new location (1440 S. Oneida St) they've made your experience even better. Yeah, seriously! Today's Groucher is to be used on Tanglz' (I am not sure how to make the word Tanglz plural ... ) massage services. And their massage therapist is great - customizing your massage to your liking. Just say what you're looking for and they will adjust the pressure. "But Groucher, how will I know if it is too much pressure?" Well, if you see your dead relatives beckoning you towards a bright light, that would be one clue. You are not gonna find a better deal than this from a great salon and spa like this! The DetailsNew clients only Not valid with couples massagesExpires 3/1/2011Grouchers hold no cash value or creditTwo Groucher max purchaseNot valid with other offers ]]></description><pubDate>9/1/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[8/30/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $7.50 buys a $15.00 Groucher for The Fire in Downtown Appleton!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[The Fire in Downtown Appleton! My wife and kids are big fans of this place - it took me awhile to warm up to the place. Why? Not one creative bone in my body. Yeah, seriously. I had it removed in college ... wait ... maybe that was my appendix ... I get the two confused. Anyway, if you had been following the Groucher for awhile, you would know that I took my kids into The Fire last year for Christmas to make the wife something special. Man, I left that place a mosaic tiling fool! I got home and was mosaic tiling everything I could get my hands on - kitchen back splash, my car dashboard, the dog, anything! I've been back twice since. So let's say you have never been to The Fire. How does this place work:When you walk into The Fire, you&rsquo;ll be surrounded by many options &ndash; and some great, inspiring samples of what you could create ... none of my work is on display. Don&rsquo;t feel intimidated. All of their staff members are awesome! You can choose from three types of projects: pottery painting, mosaic, and glass fusing.Pottery paintingChoose from a wide variety of pottery items, from sushi plates and serving platters to decorative items and picture frames. They'll help you gather a palette of paints from their HUGE selection. Then, they&rsquo;ll fire your pottery, and you can pick it up about seven days later.MosaicMosaic is much easier than you think. Trust me. You simply choose one of the item in their shop to mosaic and glue small pieces of glass onto it. They have a nifty variety of colors available, as well as embellishments. Then, you can choose to take a free grout package home to finish it yourself, stop back in a day or so to finish your project, or ask them to grout it for you!Glass fusingGlass-fused items are outragous! If you make one for a gift, people are gonna think you spent a fortune at Pottery Barrel or Crate and Barn. You start with a flat piece of glass and then glue additional pieces of glass on top. You can choose colors and shapes, from thin lines to large squares or circles. When you&rsquo;re done, they&rsquo;ll fuse the pieces together. They even offer photo fusing, which incorporates photographs into your artwork. I have some glossy 8x10s of myself if you need a photo.The DetailsNot valid with other offersGrouchers hold no cash value or creditLimit 2 Groucher purchaseExpires 10/31/2010   ]]></description><pubDate>8/30/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[8/27/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $75 buys a $150 Groucher towards "The Ultimate Detail" package for your vehicle at The Aerts of Detailing]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[OK - this deal just become outrageous! Nick, the owner of The Aerts of Detailing, is offering free pick up and deliver of your vehicle! So, let's say you work at J.J. Keller and your name happens to be Mary H. The Aerts of Detailing will come to your office, pick up your car, detail it while you're at work, and drop it off before you leave for home! OR Let's say your name is Lisa P. and you work for a marketing firm called Coalesce - you have to leave town for an overnight trip to visit a prospective client. The Aerts of Detailing will pick up your car and have it waiting for you in mint condition! This way, if you don't land the account, you'll feel like you got a new car! Genius, I know.I want you to think about the last time you were able to remember the color of your vehicle upholstery ... on the floor mats. Admit it, you have cheerios in places that cheerios should never be and God only knows what is in the bottom of your cup holder! Right? Of course I'm right! If you are selling a vehicle, today's Groucher for $75 is going to bring in hundreds of extra bucks when you sell your car/truck/van/boat or motorcycle! I mean seriously, you hate getting into your own vehicle - why would someone else want to?"But Groucher, shouldn't I use a big detailing shop?" Yes ... if you want to pay out the nose for dissatisfaction."So, what will $150 get me at The Aerts of Detailing?" How about ... The Ultimate Detail (Exterior and Interior)! Their two step polish and wax is intended to correct minor to medium paint imperfections like lights scratches and oxidation. Your vehicle is machine buffed with a swirl free process to restore the paint to it's original beauty.  Cherry Wax is machine applied to seal and protect with a wet look shine. The interior is vacuumed to loosen and remove dirt and dust particles from floor, seats, cracks and all crevices.  All vinyl, leather, and trim are cleaned and conditioned to bring back that new car feel. Special attention is given to the dash board, consoles, door panels and pockets. Carpets and upholstery are hand shampooed and deep cleaned with a special heated extractor to remove grime, dirt and stale odors. Special interior cleaning products are used that are pH balanced and contain brighteners. All interior and exterior windows and mirrors are cleaned. Includes hand wash.The DetailsNew Clients only Limit two per householdExpires 12/31/2010May cost up to an extra $40 depending on amount of work and size of Vehicle.Grouchers hold no cash value or credit]]></description><pubDate>8/27/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[8/25/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $7.50 Buys you a $15.00 Groucher worth of Food and Drinks at The Brothers Three in Appleton!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Ah man! I've been dying for The Brother's Three Groucher! Ya see, we have a ton (and I mean a ton!) of great pizza joints here in the Fox Cities, but each of the REALLY good pizza places has that "something special" that puts them over the top of their competition! The Brothers Three's "something special?" Leftovers. Yeah! Follow me here - I love the taste of their pizza so much (Garlic Chicken Delight, of course), that I force myself to only eat half of the pie. This way I have leftovers! I get to indulge in The Brothers Three the next day ... or as soon as I get to my car. Sad, I know.Listen - they also have a monstrous Calzone that will have ya checking under your bed at night ... because it's monstrous ... OK, I really gotta work on my analogies. But, for under $5, this Calzone will quickly become a regular item on your weekly lunch menu!Order online or stop in and meet one of your next favorite pizza joints!The DetailsNot valid with other offersGrouchers hold no cash value or creditValid for take out or dine in onlyExpires 10/25/2010Limit one per visit.Â  2 max Groucher purchase]]></description><pubDate>8/25/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[8/23/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $40 Buys a Groucher to get your lawn aerated by Valley Organics]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Good Lord! Are you kidding me? We're already talking about Fall? You see, today's Groucher, Valley Organics, is for Aeration Services for your lawn ... which is one of the MOST important things you can do for your Spring lawn ... in the Fall! Yuk. The word Fall envokes such bad feelings in people that they had to rename it ... Autumn. Double yuk. In fact, let's just call it what it is - Fall is officially called Yuk.Aeration is something every great lawn needs - yeah, I said needs. Q: &quot;Excuse me Groucher, I don't deal with the lawn, my spouse/significant other/life partner/better half/companion/helpmate does the yard work. Will they mind me buying this service for them?&quot; A: No. In fact they may buy you dinner for buying it. Q: &quot;But Groucher, what exactly does it mean to get my yard aerated?&quot; A:Aeration is the process of either puncturing the soil with large spikes or removing 1&quot; x 2&quot; cores of soil from the ground to reducing turf compaction, reducing thatch buildup, improving the infiltration of water/nutrients, and creating an environment where grass seed can have direct contact with the soil. To dumb it up a bit ... make tiny holes, lawn pretty.I have my yard aerated every Yuk, and I usually get hosed for 125 bucks! That is why I about leaped outta my shorts when Valley Organics offered this deal! Trust me on this one, it is a &quot;can't miss&quot; deal!The DetailsFor any yard over 5,000 sqft, $5 extra will apply per extra 1,000 sqft     New clients onlyNot Valid with other offersGrouchers hold no cash value or creditExpires 11/15/2010     ]]></description><pubDate>8/23/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[8/20/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $25 buys a half hour Ultrasonic Wet Peel Facial with Infinique located inside Tanglz Salon!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Two years ago, the wife and I adopted a little girl who basically came straight from the big island we call Africa. She's a beautiful girl and I don't mind taking my position of being firmly wrapped around her little finger. But, we had a bit of a learning curve to overcome with my little princess. First was hair ... still haven't fully tackled that challenge. And second was skin - her skin is like a moisture sucking sponge! Is it wrong to want to play with her in the basement to help save on the cost of running a dehumidifier? We constantly are putting product on her - it made me wonder ... what about my skin? I mean, I'm no Spring chicken and I still seem to get acne. Listen - Infinique knows skin and they can help you to love the skin you're in! I asked Infinique about what I could do about my face {insert a &quot;How ugly is the Groucher&quot; joke here}. They recommended an Ultrasonic Wet Peel Facial. I said &quot;What's that?&quot; Now, below is what they said, and then I tell ya what I heard: What they said: &quot;Ultrasonic wet peel facial:  30 min. exciting new particle free non-invasive technology provides a painless highly effective solution for the most common and troublesome skin problems. Help accelerate your cell turn over for healthier and more beautiful skin with this exfoliation treatment. This treatment also reduces black heads, whiteheads and helps even out skin tone.&quot;What I heard: &quot;Painless. Beautiful. Skin.&quot; I'm sold.The detailsNew clients only Not valid with other offersGroucher holds no cash valuelimit two Groucher purchaseExpires 12/31/2010]]></description><pubDate>8/20/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[8/18/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $10 buys a $20 Groucher worth of food and drinks at Señor Tequila's in Downtown Appleton!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Now, I have indulged my palette at a handful of Mexican style restaurants ... ok, who am I kidding? I honestly could eat Mexican style food at least 15 times per week! I try to recreate some dishes at my home, but I seem to be missing one key ingredient ... talent. Wanna know the secret in forecasting whether your meal at a Mexican style restaurant will be favorable? Try the salsa. Seriously! Great Mexican restaurants have great salsa - it's not rocket science, people!!!So, who has good salsa? Señor Tequila's on College Ave in Appleton! Why? Fresh, made to order salsa and guacamole - BAM! None of this "out of a jar" crud, these tomatoes, onions, garlic, jalapeno, peppers, and cilantro were probably enjoying life fully intact before you ordered the salsa. Who else does that? Nobody in the Fox Valley, that's who. (*NOTE - I'm note sure how Señor Tequila's makes their salsa ... something about it being a family recipe handed down from generation to generation, but the Ol' Man here uses tomatoes, onions, garlic, jalapeno, peppers, and  often cilantro.)Ooooooo! I almost forgot (which is weird that I wrote since I could have erased it and you would never have known it had slipped my mind), but Señor Tequila's salsa is even better on the floor ... wait, that came out wrong. Every Thursday night - FREE SALSA DANCE LESSONS!Trying to impress the boss and starting to take a quicker lunch break? Try Señor Tequila's Express Lunch! The DetailsLimit one Groucher per table.  2 Groucher max purchaseNot valid with other offers or specials (This means happy hour)Gratuity not included (So let your server know how awesome they are)Groucher holds no cash value or creditExpires 10/1/2010]]></description><pubDate>8/18/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[8/16/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $10 Buys a $20 Groucher worth of food and drinks at The Venue in downtown Appleton!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[OK ... so normally I don't do this ... but I am re-posting an article written about today's featured Groucher business, The Venue in Downtown Appleton, by Post Crescent writer, Jim Collar. I think he hits the nail on the head ... plus I won't have to check for typpos ... crud, their's one. Notice the gourmet burger selection! 15 to choose from!What it is: It's a modern, chic downtown eatery that allows diners to enjoy the experience on their own terms. The wings and burgers crowd has a place. Those looking for a slower evening of cocktails and more intricate entrees also will find themselves at home.Approach and take note of Venue's signature glass garage door wall, which creates an open-air experience on warm, summer days. Inside, cream leather seating surrounds the tables. White draperies billow upon the walls. Red tablecloths stand out in contrast. A floor-to-ceiling, stainless steel wall fountain serves as a transition from the al fresco section of the restaurant to the more dimly lit bar and rear dining area. Take a seat and enjoy one of Venue's specialty, made-from-scratch margaritas, sangrias or mojitos. Venue, which opened in June in the storefront formerly occupied by Tapas, has taken cues from its customers, owner Alejandro Lopez said.Its latest menu is just days old. While the plan was to set forth with simpler selections, the unique atmosphere has brought in many looking for finer dining, Lopez said.They decided to oblige.Lopez alongside manager Miguel Hulke since devised a menu that can meet a diverse range of tastes from those coming in for a business lunch or a quick dinner to the couple out for a classy night on the town. "I don't think there's anywhere that has the diversity we have here," Lopez said. On the menu: Let your taste be the guide or invite the wait staff to help draw you to the right entree for the evening. Venue's latest menu incorporates tapas, which were the theme and inspiration for the restaurant's prior incarnation. Latin cuisine also found a place on the menu, filling the gap for those craving Casa Blanca. The neighboring restaurant recently went on a summer hiatus. Its burger and sandwich menu, which ranges in price from about $9 to $12, incorporates its customer favorites. Hulke said the chicken pesto sandwich is among Venue's best sellers. For those planning on a more robust dining experience, Hulke recommends the Azado Gaucho. At $27, it's filet mignon topped with chimichurri sauce. The tapas menu begins at $6. It's a Mediterranean concept where diners order multiple, smaller-sized dishes meant to be shared. Hulke recommends the avocado and shrimp ceviche. Pasta and seafood dishes are also available.Hours: 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. dailyReservations: Accepted Dress: CasualView the menuThe DetailsLimit one Groucher per table. 2 Groucher max purchaseNot valid with other offers or specials (This means happy hour)Gratuity not included (So let your server know how awesome they are)     Groucher holds no cash value or creditExpires 10/1/2010   ]]></description><pubDate>8/16/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[8/13/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $5 Buys a $15 Groucher for The Queen Bee in Downtown Appleton]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Did anyone else have a momentary heart attack last week? Seriously. I was taking a stroll down College Ave in Appleton around noon when suddenly I witnessed a sight that will be carved into my mind until the day they put me in the ground ... a closed sign on the Queen Bee Restaurant!!!! Not only "Closed" but paper over all the windows!!! "Closed forever?" I said. As I was trying to find a way up to the highest part of the building to leap off of, I stopped and read Maureen Wallenfang's Buzz Blog in the Post Crescent - THE QUEEN BEE IS CLOSED FOR REMODELING!!! Silly me.Now, I'm a rational person ... sometimes, but this gave me a panic attack! I mean, the Queen Bee is to Downtown Appleton what Burt was to Loni ... wait ... bad example ... Let me try again. The Queen Bee is to Downtown Appleton what Madonna is to Guy Ritchie ... crud! JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater is to customer service? I suck at analogies.Listen. The Queen Bee is open and looking better than ever! New booths, new decor, same great Mom and Pop appeal! I wonder if they donated the old booths to the Smithsonian ... do you know how many great conversations those booths have heard over the years?!?! Time to break in the new booths with some more great food ... and conversation!The DetailsGroucher holds no cash value or creditNot valid with Other offersGratuity not includedLimit one per table, 2 Groucher max purchaseExpires 10/13/2010Not valid on Saturday's]]></description><pubDate>8/13/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[8/11/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $5 Buys a $10 Groucher worth of food and drinks at Harmony Cafe in Downtown Appleton!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[You know, with this big ABC-TV Extreme Makeover: Home Edition doing an episode in the Fox Valley next week, it seems like a ton of companies are jumping at the chance to help the community on this project by donating services and products. Now, don't get me wrong, many of these companies that are donating their services on this television show have been a big part of this community for years - decades even! They deserve a little recognition for the impact they make on community.But, now let's talk about a company that has been making a huge impact on our community for quite some time - namely Downtown Appleton. Harmony Cafe, which is owned and operated by Goodwill Industries of North Central Wisconsin, is more than just a coffeehouse! 100% of the proceeds from this joint go back into Goodwill so they can continue to offer unique, innovative and impactful programs for this community. Listen, you're gonna get a great cup o'joe, a Jackson Philly that will knock ya socks off, followed by the Hunk-a-Hunk-a Peanut Butter Banana Smoothie and you're gonna email me saying &quot;Thank you, oh wise Groucher. I dined and supported the community. How can I ever repay you?&quot; Just invite me next time. The DetailsGrouchers hold no cash valueLimit one per visit.  2 Groucher max purchaseGratuity not included (so thanks a latte)Not Valid with other offersExpires 10/6/2010]]></description><pubDate>8/11/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[8/9/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $15 Buys a $30 Groucher worth laughs and drinks at Skyline Comedy Cafe]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Man! 16 years the Skyline Comedy Cafe has been hangin' out in the Fox Cities!  Have you been to this place? It's like a tornado hit the world famous Improv  Comedy Club, picked up a piece of it and gently laid it inside the Between the  Locks building! All the big names have been through this joint - performers from  the The Late Show with David Letterman Show, The Tonight Show, Showtime, HBO,  Comedy Central and Darboy's Chickenfest! OK ... no comedians have performed at  Darboy's Chickenfest ... unless you count Brooke Hogan. Do ya got family  comin' to town - show'em that Appleton ain't some little hole in the ground -  Skyline has BIG CITY comedy unmatched by any club in Wisconsin! You've seen them  all here on stage – Daniel Tosh (currently has the highest rated show on Comedy  Central), Lewis Black, Larry the Cable Guy (Git what done?), John Pinette (You go now, you been here for 4 hour), Brian Regan, Dave Attell (boy can he drink),  Doug Benson and Doug Stanhope (we don't have enough room to list them all).  Who's been watching Last Comic Standing? You may have also noticed Roy Wood Jr  and Tommy Johnagin in the finals and they've also appeared on the Skyline stage  numerous times. So, what we're saying is this is a great deal and you're supporting a club recognized as one of the best in the country! More comedians  have recorded their CD's at Skyline than any other club in the Midwest? Why? The crowds are the best! No hacky schleps  here!Buy today's Groucher and get ready for some Ha Ha!The Details Gratuity Not  Included(And please tip off of the full  price)  Not Valid with other  offers, coupons or discounts.  Not valid Saturdays  at 8pm  Expires  10/1/2010  Groucher hold no  cash value or credit  Limit one per table  / Max two groucher purchaseNot valid towards special events]]></description><pubDate>8/9/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[8/6/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $10 Buys you $20 worth of food and drinks at Plum Hill Cafe in Downtown Kaukauna!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Picture it. It's June and the in-laws are coming to town. Great. Now, you can cook at home - your mother-in-law is gonna tell you that you're using the wrong dish soap and that's what is causing spots on your silverware and your father-in-law is gonna fall asleep while watching golf - OR - you could take them out for a nice dinner at a place that will keep them talking for the next three months back in their retirement village!Everyone has one - you know - a restaurant that you take every out of town visitor to. A place that will tantalize the palate and visual prowess of even the toughest visiting relative. A place that oozes originality and doesn't contain the words "Apple" or "Bee's" in its title! Allow me to introduce you to just such a place - Plum Hill Cafe. "But wait, Groucher, that's in Kaukauna! Nothing good has ever come out of Kaukauna!" Oh yeah? How about Packer great Norbert Hayes? Or World Series of Poker champion Steve Badger? Or hydro-electricity! Yeah - didn't see hydro-electricity coming, did ya? Funny enough, the building that Plum Hill Cafe calls home was actually constructed around the time hydro-electricity started powering homes! You gotta buy today's Groucher just to see the renovations to this historic building.Gather around the tables indoors or linger on the porch or patio in good weather and enjoy wholesome and tasty food, tantalizing breads and desserts, and Gelato, a low-fat, intensely flavored frozen treat. Beverages include a full coffee bar, wine and beer by the glass and bottled drinks. You really need to check out the menus of the this place - awesome selection of GLUTEN-FREE breads, bakery and pizza crusts! The DetailsGratuity not includedGroucher holds no cash value Limit one per table.  2 Groucher max purchaseNot valid with "Taste of Plum Hill" (every 3rd Saturday of the month)Expires 10/1/2010Not valid with other offers]]></description><pubDate>8/6/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[8/4/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $30 Buys a 1 hour massage for Touch of Wellness Massage Center. Normally $55!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[OK - so we ran this offer right after we first launched Groucher.com way back in the fall of 2009 and it has become the most requested deal yet! Seriously! And if you bought this Groucher the first time around, you know why it was so successful, and we're sorry you'll have to pass this time. Touch of Wellness Massage Center has been a provider of therapeutic and relaxation massage to the Fox Cities for years! Being a man (also now pronounced as 'moron'), when my massage therapist asked if I wanted nice relaxing massage or if I wanted to REALLY get them knots out I of course chose the latter ... it took me three days before I could stand upright! Well, I'll be a monkey's mama if I said my daily headaches were still bothering me a day or so after my massage - they were gone! It was like some sorta "muscular exorcism" that she done performed! The people of the Fox Cities have spoken! Enjoy today's Groucher and visit the newly enhanced Touch of Wellness Web site which offers ONLINE SCHEDULING!!! The DetailsNot valid with other offersOnly valid with Massage Therapists: Pam Bilyeu, Danielle Mortenson, and Parnee Paras (for you people who like online scheduling)Grouchers hold no cash value, no refundsNew clients onlyExpires 2/1/20112 Groucher purchase limit]]></description><pubDate>8/4/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[8/2/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $120 gets you 4 dance lessons at Valley Social Dance Studio. That's 50% off!!!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[
	
	   Guys!  Quick!  Hide this Groucher from your....oh...she's actually looking over your shoulder...well, I guess you're not getting the surprise gift of the year award.  This offer is spectacular!  4 dance lessons at 50% off to Valley Social Dance Studio (Appleton and Menash locations)!  Ladies, you don't need him to take lessons.  At Valley Social you can dance with a partner or with your instructor!&quot;But Groucher, are the teachers any good?&quot;  Um... let me put it this way, Valley Social Dance Studio, is the only studio in NE WI with a school to train Ballroom Dance Teachers!  Toss in 33 years of business and you've got yourself one heck of a dance studio!  Swing, Waltz, Cha Cha, Salsa, Fox Trot, Tango, Rumba - you name it, they've got it! The Details: New Students only 	No refunds, Grouchers hold no cash 	value or credit 	Limit 1 Groucher purchase (singles 	or couples welcome) 	Expires 2/1/11 	If the student is under 18, there 	must be a parent or guardian to sign a waiver at the studio 	Not valid with other offers ]]></description><pubDate>8/2/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[7/30/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $7.50 Buys a $15 Groucher worth of food and drinks during lunch at Marks East Side in Appleton]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Man! Do I love &quot;local kid done good&quot; stories! Don't you? I mean, Corey Chisel is out doing his thing - Greta Van Susteren is still a burden ... of truth - and Willem Dafoe is ... well ... chasing men dress in red tights (that's a Spiderman reference, people!). But, I'm gonna toss in one more name of Appletonites done good - Mark Dougherty - the owner of Mark's Eastside in Appleton. Ya see, Mark grew up in the family restaurant business - and as soon as the spatulas hit the grill at age 15, Mark set a goal to own one of the best dang restaurants in Wisconsin! Mission accomplished, Mark. Good family man - gives back to the community - active in the state restaurant association - runs a successful business ... sorry, ladies ... he's married!Once you hit Mark's Web site, you notice something ... &quot;Hey Groucher, there's a ton of Shamrocks on here ... if it's St. Patty's Day, why am I still sober?&quot; Don't worry, your liver can rest easy for a few more months. Mark's Eastside specializes in number of great menu options, but also has German cuisine that will leave you saying &quot;Wow! Das ist eine gro&szlig;e deutsche essen!&quot; Trust me ... it's a good thing. This Groucher is for lunch at Mark's Eastside - which runs from 11 to 4pm. But, I need to mention that the salad bar only runs until 2pm - so, if you're a rabbit we recommend you arrive before 2pm. The DetailsValid for lunch only (M-F, 11-4)Limit 2 Groucher PurchaseLimit one per tableExpires 10/1/2010 Gratuity not includedNot Valid with other offers]]></description><pubDate>7/30/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[7/28/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $5 buys a $10 Groucher for Simple Simon Bakery. Good at any 3 of their locations!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Yeah - I love the bakery deal! Why? Because I turn into the office superhero! Yeah! "Hey, who brought in the donuts this morning?" "Oh, Groucher did - well, I should ask him to play golf with me this afternoon." OR "Hey! Bagels and sweet rolls - is it someone's birthday?" "Nope, the Groucher brought them in just because. Man, is he dreamy!" OR "Wow! Groucher brought in a Kringle - maybe I should return the hedge clippers I borrowed from him last year." Steve!And you can use this Groucher at any of Simple Simon's three-locations! ... WAIT ... stop the presses! Three locations? Why didn't somebody alert me of this sooner? You see, I am a die-hard Simple Simon's on Wisconsin Ave fan! I promised my wife a Honeymoon in Morocco just to have Simple Simon's do our wedding cake. She was all "Oh, let's have my Aunt Glenda make the cake." And I was all "Your Aunt Glenda doesn't know her Pearl/Dragee Tweezers from her Veined Rose Leaf Plunger." I may have slept on the couch for a week, but dangit, I got my cake! Why? Because Simple Simon's has the lowest "Price per Slice" in the area!Here's what other people are saying about Simple Simon's Bakery.The DetailsNot valid with other offersExpires 10/1/2010Grouchers hold no cash valueLimit 2 Groucher purchaseLimit one Groucher per visit]]></description><pubDate>7/28/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[7/26/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $25 Buys you a $50 Groucher to be used on any item at Outdoor Outlet's "HUGE Tent Sale!"]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[For those of you are unfamiliar with The Outdoor Outlet and their big tent sales (no, it's not a sale on tents ... but the tent sale may have tents for sale in it), but this has got to be one of the most ridiculous sales in the Fox Cities! I mean, Patagonia, Northface, Columbia ... 50% off! Plus, if you buy today's Groucher that means you are getting your purchase for ... um, carry the 3 ... ah ... more than 50% off! Listen, this place has some of the best gear in the area - and experienced outdoors people working for them. You can't go wrong with The Outdoor Outlet - come pick up the gear you need for the remainder of the summer and also start looking for the Winter gear you need. Yeah, I sad Winter. It's Wisconsin - you can't deny it's coming!I don't know if you know this, but Ol' Man Groucher, here, is a big fan of the outdoors. Big hiker! I had to stop, though - had a pretty traumatic experience ... My old pal Milo and I were out hiking when we came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth we threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but we heard nothing. Milo went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing. We searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, Milo and I carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a St. Bernard suddenly darted between us and jumped into the hole!   We were still standing there with astonished looks upon our faces from the actions of the St. Bernard when a man walked up to us. He asked us if we had seen a St. Bernard anywhere in the area and of course we said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of us! The man replied, &quot;Oh no. That couldn't be my St. Bernard, mine was tied to a railroad tie.&quot;Buy today's Groucher to the Outdoor Outlet and create your own outdoor adventure. The DetailsLimit one per visit. 2 Groucher max purchaseNot valid with other offersFor tent sale items onlyGroucher hold no cash value or credit (so spend it)expires 8/31/2010]]></description><pubDate>7/26/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[7/23/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $35 buys 10 Yoga sessions at Lotus Yoga in Appleton! That's a savings of $40!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Did you know a Yoga instructor is called a Yogi? That's hilarical! (Yeah, I make up words - hilarious + hysterical = hilarical). Do you think if I took a job assisting Yelena Storma - owner and instructor at Lotus Yoga - my title could be Boo Boo? Listen, I am a big fella' and could lose 3 to 40 lbs. But, Yoga? Pfff! How is standing around doing poses gonna get me in shape, right? ... Holy ... Camolee. I did 10 sessions of yoga and never sweated more in my entire life! I'm talking buckets, people! What a workout! "But Groucher, why did you choose to do Yoga and not something more manly like cagefighting?" While I would be one hell of a cagefighter, my pal Schmidty told me to try Yoga to help stop my excessive fingernail biting - AND I am happy to say that I no longer bite my fingernails ... Yoga made me so dang flexible that I now chew on my toenails!Listen, 10 sessions for $35 is unheard of! Plus you're gonna to be lead by an expert in her field - Yelena Storma - she is a certified teacher of Vinyasa Yoga, RYT and a card-carrying member of the National Yoga Alliance. Yelena is also certified as a Baptiste Power Vinyasa Yoga Teacher, and to top it all off she is a certified massage practitioner.The DetailsNew Clients OnlyExpires 10/23/2010 (visit 10 times before then)Not valid with other offers.  (this offer doesn't apply to the "first class free" promotion)Groucher holds no cash value or credit (no refunds)Limit 2 groucher purchase (bring a friend)]]></description><pubDate>7/23/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[7/21/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $5 Buys a $10 Groucher for Atlas Coffee Mill on the Riverfront Downtown Appleton!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Guaranteed, you will not find a better place to enjoy a Cup o' Joy and Tuscan Panini than the Atlas Coffee Mill on the riverfront in Downtown Appleton. Guaranteed! I love how all of these old historic buildings are once again coming alive on the riverfront! The Atlas Coffee Mill is located smack-dab on the Fox River - grab your "Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, on Ice" and enjoy it on Atlas Coffee's outdoor patio overlooking the Fox River! Location-Location-Location, people!   Tell ya what ... I got an idea ... there are two markets that take place in Downtown Appleton every Saturday morning (yes, two). The Farm Market on College Ave and the Art & Farm Market that takes place near Atlas Coffee Mill! It runs 8am until 1pm - buy this Groucher and use it on Saturday morning as you stroll the markets! Win/Win/Win! On Friday nights Atlas Coffee Mill also has live music from 6:00pm-9:00pm! Riverfront, live music and caffeine! Where do I sign up??? Listen, you gotta check out this place!  The DetailsNot Valid with other offersGratuity not includedLimit one per table (So even though, you may purchase separately, this is limit one per table)Expires 9/25/2010Grouchers hold no cash value or credit.  No refunds2 groucher max purchase]]></description><pubDate>7/21/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[7/19/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $10 buys you a $20 Groucher worth of food and drinks at Glass Nickel Pizza Co. in Appleton!!!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Since Groucher.com rolled out to the masses, I have begun to appreciate a number of things: 1) there is an army of people out there who are well versed in the AP and Chicago Manual Stylebook of grammar ... I are not 2) when people find out that I am "The Groucher" and meet me in person, they tend to shake my hand or hug me ... awkward 3) and most importantly, people love to show up as the "Deal's First Purchaser" on Groucher.com. Come on! Right? Your name stays up on our Web site all day long so you can brag to all your friends that you are the best deal grabber of the day! You are Superfans! Staying up til midnight to see the deal and then grabbing it! It's not that hard to stay up til midnight ... Take today's deal - Appleton's very own and brand spankin' new Glass Nickel Pizza! Let's say it's 11:00pm - your getting tired - your kids are fast asleep - you name is Heather P. and facebook just got boring ... DON'T GO TO BED! Quick - grab that Vampire book, Heather! You know with that one with that guy and the other guy who doesn't own a shirt. STAY UP! The Groucher for Glass Nickel Pizza is almost here!"But wait ... I am hungry!" you say? Well, Glass Nickel Pizza is open and DELIVERS til 2am! "But Groucher, I don't want to waste my minutes on ordering pizza!" (OK, nobody would ever say that, but go with me!) Well, Glass Nickel Pizza allows you to go online to order!!! Just go to www.glassnickelpizza.com to order. Appleton has been waiting for Glass Nickel Pizza to arrive and it is final here! The DetailsGratuity not included Dine In OnlyGrouchers hold no cash value or creditLimit 1 per table.  2 Groucher max purchaseOnly Valid at Appleton locationExpires 9/1/2010Not valid with other offers]]></description><pubDate>7/19/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[7/16/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $30 for a 1 hour Massage at Ahhh Massage in Neenah!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Imagine ... It's been a hectic day, you're hurrying in for your massage appointment. You're so glad it's conveniently located right off the highway. As you walk in the door your stress immediately melts. Jessica, your therapist at Ahhh Message of Neenah, greets you hospitably and escorts you into the room.  The lighting is low, a fountain on the wall washes your anxiety away. On the floor by a deep, welcoming chair is a complimentary foot-bath with smooth stones. Your choice of an invigorating citrus, intoxicating floral, or a relaxing lavender blend of aromatic oils waft up and surround you from the perfectly warm water.  Soon, you sink into clean flannel sheets, enfolded in a cozy blanket. The music surrounds you as Jessica attentively addresses the problem areas in your muscles and the exhaustion in your soul. Slowly you drift off to sleep; glad you have found this unique and personal place of escape. The DetailsNot valid with other offersGrouchers hold no cash value or creditLimit 2 Groucher PurchaseExpires 1/15/2011]]></description><pubDate>7/16/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[7/14/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $5 Buys $10 worth of Pasty's at The Pasty Koop in Appleton]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Now, let me just answer the obvious question ... "What the heck is the Pasty Koop?" Well, it's actually one of the best kept secrets in Appleton. If you have dined here, you most likely aren't keeping it a secret, but have recommended it to your friends multiple times! So, OK, they serve pasties ... now tell me what a pasty is! A pasty (pronounced /&#712;pæsti/ (the 'a' pronounced as in 'cat' or 'battle ax'), is a filled pastry case. It differs from a pie as it is made by placing the filling on a flat pastry shape, usually a circle, and folding it to wrap the filling, crimping the edge to form a seal. The result is a raised semicircular package. The traditional Cornish pasty is filled with beef, sliced potato, swede (also known as a Swedish turnip) and onion, and baked. This is Yooper food that helped build America!  I'm not going to forget to tell you about the breakfast pasties! There is nothing like starting your day with a egg and bacon filled pasty.But that's not the only stuffin' options they have. You gotta check this place out! You're not gonna find food like this at your local chain restaurant. It's a small "Mom & Pop" shop that really knocks it outta the ballpark. Being true Yoopers, Kay and William, stick with Yooper vendors. I have one MAJOR suggestion for anyone who takes advantage of this Groucher.  Get a bottle of the Mama Selita's Jalapeño Ketchup, this is a condiment must! A $10 Groucher is going to go a long way with this one.The DetailsNot valid with other offersExpires 8/31/2010Limit one Groucher per visitGrouchers hold no cash value or credit.  Sorry, no refundsGroucher max purchase]]></description><pubDate>7/14/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[7/12/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $25 Buys a $50 Groucher towards any retail goods at Chain Reaction in Appleton.]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[If you haven't noticed, we like to feature locally owned businesses - you know, the ones that truly make the Fox Cities the Fox Cities. We also try to help local businesses by featuring them during their "non-peak" seasons to drive some business their way. I know, pure genius, right? Chain Reaction Cyclery (818 N. Superior Street - Appleton) is one of these business. "But Groucher, it's Summer. Isn't this a busy time for a bike shop?" Thank you, Captain Obvious. That is why today's Groucher is outrageous! Listen, if you have a bike or your kids are in the market for helmets or a brand new set of wheels, BUY THIS GROUCHER! If you are a serious cyclist, BUY THIS GROUCHER! If you just like wearing spandex, BUY THIS GROUCHER!Nicole, Chain Reaction's owner, posts a ton of rides that are happening in the Fox Cities on the Chain Reaction site. As the season heats up - be sure to check the site for a listing of all the local rides! Be sure to checkout the Mattioli frames while you are at the shop.The DetailsNot Valid towards serviceIf someone is purchasing a bike they can use 2 Grouchers. Otherwise, one Groucher per purchaseExpires 9/30/2010Not Valid with other offersGrouchers hold no cash value or credit (no refunds)2 Groucher max purchase]]></description><pubDate>7/12/2010</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[7/9/2010 - Fox Cities, WI: $7.50 Buys a $15 Groucher worth of food and drinks at Mi Casa Tequila Bar and Grill in Downtown Menasha!]]></title><link>http://groucher.com/previous-groucher-deals.htm</link><description><![CDATA[Nice little place in Downtown Menasha! Yes, you read that right - Downtown Menasha. "But Groucher, I didn't know Menasha had a downtown." Yup, and Mi Casa Tequila Bar and Grill is a little diamond in the rough! If you love Mexican food, you MUST try this joint out - if it is not some of the best tasting Mexican cuisine you have tasted this side of the border, email me and call me a liar at groucher@zenawarriorprincess.com ... that's my real address ... no fooling.Happy Hour 7 days a week from 2-6pm and 2 Lime Margaritas for $5 all day every day! I should just stop right there - 2 lime margaritas for $5 ... come on, you gotta give this place a try! The DetailsValid only for dinner (after 4:00 pm)Grouchers hold no cash value (no refunds)Gratuity not includedNot valid with other offersLimit one per table /2 Groucher max purchaseExpires 8/27/2010]]></description><pubDate>7/9/2010</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
